I found that clown outfit you were looking for.

Looking for the perfect outfit, for that chic event?  Well, I have just the thing, to make you look like the demure flower that you are.  Behold, another gracious, gorgeous, timeless collection from our favorite, American Apparel.

Fleece poncho, for those "I want everybody to know that I'm on my period and I'm SUPER bloated" days.

Ever look at an homemade oven-mit and think "Yes, that! That will be the inspiration for my freshest new look!"?  Well, apparently somebody did.

The "Fu** you, I don't care. You'll still buy it" top.

The "I have syphilis and I need tight pants to keep the inflammation at bay" leggings.

The "I just wanted to make sure that I got my crotch in the picture" shoes.

-The Mormon

Solange, you have brought us back from the dead!

What, like you've never taken and extended vacation?  Okay, so maybe we have been "offline" since September.  Who cares?  We could be here all night, arguing about the pros and cons of our absence, but that would only distract us from the really important issue here:  Solange freaking Knowles.  Are you kidding me?  She is the ray of sunshine that has brought us back from the dead.  So......I guess you could say that Solange is pretty much like Jesus.  Too much?  Maybe.  Whatever....you tell me it isn't true.  Solange, I would marry you TONIGHT.  Call me.

Here she is, about to go into David Letterman's studio, where she blew the roof off.

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-The Mormon