Worst Outifts of 2011

I hate to have to do this but, it's a must, I think. I can't recognize the power players without calling out the biggest flops of the year, can I? The world wouldn't be at a balance if I allowed that and, more importantly, you, the reader, wouldn't be satisfied without seeing some of the horrors of the last 12 months:) 


So here goes. My top 5 Worst Outfits of 2011.

Oh, Katherine Heigl. If your twinsies with a woman twice your age, it's time to re-think your wardrobe. This outfit is just so bad, I can only look at it for a second at a time, else I might go blind.

Evan Rachel Wood kinda yo-yo's. Sometimes she looks pretty good. Not great but good. However, this shocker takes the piss. What the what was she thinking. She was supposed to be promoting her movie, The Ides of March. This disaster has put me off ever wanting to see the movie, no matter how handsome the leading men are. Time to look for a new stylist, Dear.

Now, before you all putting curses on me, just know that I actually really do like the Royals and, as a Brit, I am definitely in favour of the Monarchy. However, I have no idea what Kate was thinking with this outfit that looks like Julie Andrews decided against for her Sound of Music co-star Liesl. Kate usually looks so great. This is just horrid and way too old for her.

This just breaks my heart. She looks so uncomfortable in this dress. And, rightly so. I hate to mock Michelle Williams, as she is usually one of my favourite stars to watch, on the red carpet. However, we all get it majorly wrong from time to time, don't we? It's just a shame that this mistake went global. *sigh

And Finally... What the EFF was this moron thinking? Now, she is the wife of the Chief Marketing Officer for the Angry Birds franchise but for the love of god, woman... there are certain things that your husband may ask of you that you just have to say no to. Dressing as an angry chick is most definitely one of them. Pissed!


-The Muslim