Monday, April 23, 2012

Man Day Monday: Shop the shop accessories

This week's Man Day Monday Accessories' Spotlight is Urban Outfitters. Here's the thing with Urban Outfitters; They've often got a few decent things, but you have to be careful that you aren't being a hipster douchebag about it. Here's the secret to not being an Urban Outfitters hipster douchebag; only buy things that are what they appear to be. If the item has more than one use, then don't buy it. If the tote turns inside out, to become a "We are the 99%" protest sign, then it's a douchebag bag. If the ring has a can opener on the bottom of it, then it's a douchbag ring. If the hat doubles as a puppy watering bowl, then it's a douchebag hat. So, there you have it.

Brixton Castor
$39

Leather Huarache Sandal
$44

Metal and Leather Ring
$12

Nixon Cannon Watch
$90

Filson Red Label Tote
$135

-The Mormon

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