Split Freaking Infinity

Okay, draw an imaginary line through the middle of each of these images....right above the knees. Top half is pretty good, right? I mean, we've kind of seen stuff like this before, and it's a little over the top, but it still looks pretty good. Bottom half, on the other hand, is the worst. We are talking about the absolute...can't stand those effing boots...worst. Zip-flare leggings and pirate boots? Really? Zip flare leggings and pirate boots. Please make the pirate boots stop, Kim Kardashian! You are the only one who's keeping them alive! Well, then, with no further delay, I present to you Tom Ford, Fall 2012.

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...and Kim Kardashian's never-ending obsession with hooker boots.

-The Mormon