Gwyneth Paltrow in weird side-boob dress. I don't know who it's by, sorry. All I know is side-boob is never ok. Never!
Beyonce in Givenchy. I must admit, I like the top half of this dress. The bottom half, on the other hand, is so mardi gras parade, not Met Gala.
Elizabeth Banks in Mary Katrantzou. The dress is just way too busy. The shape is too much and the clashing prints are hideous. It had potentional.
Kristen Stewart in Balenciaga. I actually don't hate this dress. The dress is interesting. Its the hair, make-up and shoes that I dislike so much. What a waste of a great dress. Balenciaga must be pissed!
Kirsten Dunst in Rodarte. She looks shocking in this. Its a terrible 'dress', teamed with terrible hair and terrible make-up. One of the very worst of the night. Im so pissed at this 'look'.
Chloe Sevigny in Miu Miu. Horrible sixties inspired dress but teamed with killer shoes. I love the shoes. I hate her style. It's shit. Hate me all you want. It's just my opinion.
SJP in Valentino. Quite simply, I hate it. What a disappointment.
Dakota Fanning in Louis Vuitton. It just looks like a prom dress and I wish she had done something different with her hair and make-up for once. Oh well, maybe next year.
-The Muslim
You don't mind the Kirsten Stewart dress? Eh? That's like Tom Jones on "The Voice", too polite to say you can't sing. I'm gonna say it, its a shit dress.
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