Uuuuuuuuuumkay......no.

Jeffrey Campbell boots.... Really? Cat tapestry? Really? Carpet shoes? REALLY? I am so angry about these! Do NOT buy these effing shoes! Your "bestie", the one who is trying to convince you to buy them, hates you to the core, and is trying to steal your boyfriend. If you wear these shoes....she will succeed. I promise.

-The Mormon