Solange, you have brought us back from the dead!

What, like you've never taken and extended vacation?  Okay, so maybe we have been "offline" since September.  Who cares?  We could be here all night, arguing about the pros and cons of our absence, but that would only distract us from the really important issue here:  Solange freaking Knowles.  Are you kidding me?  She is the ray of sunshine that has brought us back from the dead.  So......I guess you could say that Solange is pretty much like Jesus.  Too much?  Maybe.  Whatever....you tell me it isn't true.  Solange, I would marry you TONIGHT.  Call me.

Here she is, about to go into David Letterman's studio, where she blew the roof off.

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-The Mormon