American Apparel...Make It Stop.

You know that feeling you get when you go to your friend's house for dinner, and they lecture you about the importance of local produce? Yeah...and they talk about how global economies are destroying local independence, and are actually changing the production and consumption of food? And then they tell you about their new project, to grow and harvest their own fruits and vegetables? Then, an hour later, after scolding you for buying your produce at a chain supermarket, they bring out a platter of misshapen, half rotten, worm-infested food, and say "Here, now eat this. See? Isn't this so much better than all of that imported, chemically enhanced, genetically modified trash that you buy in your supermarkets? We grew this food in our very own yard. Taste the difference." Well, that's the feeling I get when I see American Apparel.

Most Unflattering Jeans Imaginable

$85

First-year Home Economics Class Project 

$56

Granny's sweater...for men

$135

(yep...135 mother effing dollars)

-The Mormon

News Bulletin: Urban Outfitters Accused of Trend Mutilation.

We interrupt this program to bring you a special report. Sources tell us that the print-clashing trend, in its old and feeble age, has been viciously attacked. Though it's been a well loved trend, in recent months, it has been left defaced and dishonored...at the hands of Urban Outfitters. UO's most recent print-clash crime spree has inspired a backlash from the general fashion community, who are thirsty for Urban Outfitters' blood. Here's a lineup of the most ferocious and dangerous offenders:

Photo Source:

urban(freaking)outfitters.com

-The Mormon