This segment of fashion terrorism is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U", with valued contributions from the number 21. With no further delay, I bring you Forever 21, a shining beacon of innovative fashion and fresh perspective. Behold!
"This season, we offer you a beautifully creative dress...or shirt...or whatever, eff you." Forever 21
Are you in your mid 40's? Do you have a teen daughter? Are you trying to be best friends with your teen daugher and/or her friends? Do you go clubbing with your teen daugher and/or her friends? Well then, this top is for you!
Tired of that curvy figure? Hate those feminine hips? Well, then, we have something very special for you. Here are some jeans, specifically designed to take that hourglass shape, and stuff it into a rectangle. You're welcome.
Wondering why the Queen was looking so distant and distracted throughout the olympic opening ceremonies? Our sources tell us that it's because she saw this image, in the final seconds leading up to the event.
I can't. I can't do it anymore.
-The Mormon
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