Thursday, February 28, 2013

I found that clown outfit you were looking for.

Looking for the perfect outfit, for that chic event?  Well, I have just the thing, to make you look like the demure flower that you are.  Behold, another gracious, gorgeous, timeless collection from our favorite, American Apparel.


Fleece poncho, for those "I want everybody to know that I'm on my period and I'm SUPER bloated" days.


Ever look at an homemade oven-mit and think "Yes, that! That will be the inspiration for my freshest new look!"?  Well, apparently somebody did.


The "Fu** you, I don't care. You'll still buy it" top.


The "I have syphilis and I need tight pants to keep the inflammation at bay" leggings.


The "I just wanted to make sure that I got my crotch in the picture" shoes.


-The Mormon

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